are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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