if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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