I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Randomize
