So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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