I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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