Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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