That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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