I CAN MOONWALK!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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