her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My cat gives me a boner
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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