i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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