I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
is wine microwaveable?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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