my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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