it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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