apparently the secret to your success is patron
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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