I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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