is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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