I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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