We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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