so that wasnt chicken after all
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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