i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
They are going to name an STD after you.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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