i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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