I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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