Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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