Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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