Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Can Purell be used as lube?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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