i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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