Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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