The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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