So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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