Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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