Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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