We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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