How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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