Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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