Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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