i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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