Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she looked like the before picture.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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