is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
