quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You took a bar mat shot.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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