NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize