grandma shit on top of the toilet
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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