It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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