Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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