it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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