I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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