Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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