I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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