wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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