Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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