I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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