Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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