i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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