But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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